slap your plastics

To insert contacts in your eyes.

John said, "Slap your plastics and let's go to the bar."

by JaaWeave December 23, 2006

fart hole phantom

A gentleman who enjoys stuffing his genitalia into the rectum of another man while keeping his identity a secret. This style of homosexual may also employ the tactic of rendering his victim unconcious prior to the sexual act.

I think my roommate may be a fart hole phantom because my asshole is sore and I have a lump on the back of my head.

by Jaaweave November 13, 2006

crowding the plate

referring to an almost unibrow; when one's eyebrows are going inward and almost touching

Aaron needs to get a wax, he's really been crowding the plate lately.

by JaaWeave November 09, 2006