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fart art 

Generally speaking, the term 'Fart Art' relates to the abstract contemporary art formed by the human arse at its most creative - usually involves brown, green or yellow paint of entirely organic origin, combined with an explosive, resonant fart. Fart Art is not often on public display, but common galleries for this particar form of artwork tend to be the inside of bog bowls or discarded underwear. Most Fart Artists are male for some obscure reason, although occasionally fart artisans of the female variety can be found amongst the ranks of students.
"I just got over a bout of dyssentry, but duuude! Did I blow some fart art!"
fart art by Martin Duxon September 17, 2003
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Fart Art 

The act of stuffing paint into your asshole and farting on blank canvas...

Smell the rainbow...
Man 1: hey bruh check this painting.
Man 2: is just a bunch of splatters on a canvas brah.
Man 1: that's the point breh, it's called "fart art".
Fart Art by c-c-cold_c-c-carl August 27, 2016

fart art 

When one farts and considers it to be art.
1: Farrrrrrrt!
2: Ew! What was that?
3: Well, it was just art.
fart art by Marisela July 25, 2004

Fart Art 

When an artist inserts several colored paints into his/her rectum, then proceeds to fart it onto a canvas.
Guy 1: Dude, check out my fart art!

Guy 2: Not bad, but it smells awful!
Fart Art by cormacdffy January 2, 2012

Art Fart 

An art student or art club member who has been involved with the art program since freshman year at Oliver Ames High School.
Hayhay: Ayyo Britbrit.... Yayyyyy art farts!
Britbrit: I love my art farts!
Chelsea: What is an art fart?
Dee: Not you, you have to be in art since freshman year.
Chelsea: Sad face with a nose :-(
Art Fart by britbrithayhay July 5, 2011

Art fart 

Dude the other day I had a total art fart and made a sculpture out of Cheetos.
Art fart by Talljellybean November 4, 2017

Fart Arts Fart! 

The crowd chants Fart Arts Farts! And Kevin Arts farts around the ring to finish his opponent
Commentator: THE CROWD IS CHANTING FART ARTS FART! AND KEVIN ARTS FINISHES HIS OPPONENT WITH HIS DEADLY FARTS
Fart Arts Fart! by Iamfatlol September 19, 2021