Marisela's definitions

douche bag

A bag that holds douche.

1: How much douche is in your bag?
2: This much!(throws douche in 1's face)
3: Ow! My eyes, my eyes!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

fart art

When one farts and considers it to be art.

1: Farrrrrrrt!
2: Ew! What was that?
3: Well, it was just art.

by Marisela July 25, 2004

fart attack

When one attacks another with farts.

1: What are doing?
2: Nothing.
1: Don't come any closer! I mean it!
2: Here you go!
1: Aaaahhhh! Fart attack!!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

fart blossom

A fart that blossoms out of ones butt like a flower.

Oh no! This one's gonna be a fart blossom!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

fart blosum

Someone who misspells fart blossom.

Damn it! Can't anyone spell fart blossom?

by Marisela July 25, 2004

fart buddy

A friend who farts with you while you fart.

1: Fart!
2: Fart!
1: Oh 2! You're such a fart buddy!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

fart cake

When one eats cake, one might get serious gas as a result.

I don't think I should've eaten that cake. I think I'm gonna have a fart cake.

by Marisela July 25, 2004