Definitions by Marisela

fart art 

When one farts and considers it to be art.

1: Farrrrrrrt!
2: Ew! What was that?
3: Well, it was just art.

fart art by Marisela July 25, 2004

douche bag 

A bag that holds douche.

1: How much douche is in your bag?
2: This much!(throws douche in 1's face)
3: Ow! My eyes, my eyes!

douche bag by Marisela July 25, 2004

fart attack 

When one attacks another with farts.

1: What are doing?
2: Nothing.
1: Don't come any closer! I mean it!
2: Here you go!
1: Aaaahhhh! Fart attack!!

fart attack by Marisela July 25, 2004

fart blossom 

A fart that blossoms out of ones butt like a flower.

Oh no! This one's gonna be a fart blossom!

fart blossom by Marisela July 25, 2004

fart buddy 

A friend who farts with you while you fart.

1: Fart!
2: Fart!
1: Oh 2! You're such a fart buddy!

fart buddy by Marisela July 25, 2004

fart blosum 

Someone who misspells fart blossom.

Damn it! Can't anyone spell fart blossom?

fart blosum by Marisela July 25, 2004

fart cake 

When one eats cake, one might get serious gas as a result.

I don't think I should've eaten that cake. I think I'm gonna have a fart cake.

fart cake by Marisela July 25, 2004