Farpet

When an individual smells like feet and Carpet together as a unified smell

You have a farpet type of smell

Farpet by Hangry June 9, 2020

Farpet

when you fart on your girls pubic hair

yo i gave my girl a wet juicy farpet last night, her pubes were dripping

Farpet by cumgoddddd October 29, 2021

Fappetite

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The desire to fap.

I worked up a big fappetite watching Bill's sister play tennis.

Fappetite by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005

farpotshket 

Completely ruined as a result of attempts to fix a minor imperfection.

Don't try to fix that tiny smudge! You will make the entire painting farpotshket!

farpotshket by Xardov November 13, 2011

Fappetizer 

Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.

I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.

Fappetizer by 011000110 April 13, 2015

farkette 

a female visitor to fark.com

I am a farkette and proud of it

farkette by farkette October 23, 2003

Farfetch'd 

The best fucking Pokemon ever. It's a fucking bird with a fucking leek that it rams up it's opponents' unsuspecting assholes.

"Oh look a Farfetch'd."
"Shit. We're fucked."

Farfetch'd by cannedm December 1, 2009