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Farpet
Farpet by cumgoddddd October 29, 2021
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Farpet • Fappetite • fappetizer • FatPete • Fappet • farfetched • Farget • fapetite • Fapetorium • fapettizer
Fappetite
Fappetite by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005
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farpotshket by Xardov November 13, 2011
Fappetizer
Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.
I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.
Fappetizer by 011000110 April 13, 2015
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Farfetch'd
The best fucking Pokemon ever. It's a fucking bird with a fucking leek that it rams up it's opponents' unsuspecting assholes.
Farfetch'd by cannedm December 1, 2009
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