Farfetch'd

The best fucking Pokemon ever. It's a fucking bird with a fucking leek that it rams up it's opponents' unsuspecting assholes.

"Oh look a Farfetch'd."
"Shit. We're fucked."

by cannedm December 1, 2009

farfetched

nearly impossible; highly unlikely

"The chances of winning the powerball lottery to fund your children's college education is pretty FARFETCHED."

by Jim Doolin July 16, 2008

Farfetch.ing

The act of buying any and everything fashion from farfetch using crypto

I am farfetch.ing all my travel necessities

by farfetch.ing March 27, 2024