Faptrap
" well theres a faptrap if I ever did see one."
" jesus look at that faptrap". While looking through firemen calendar.
" jesus look at that faptrap". While looking through firemen calendar.
Words you can keep
Fartrape
A) When a farter forces a known target to smell a fart. Sometimes done for revenge, but always without consent or apology.
B) When you drop the fart hammer on someone who is trapped in a situation and must endure the stench. Like hammering a fart in a car full of people.
B) When you drop the fart hammer on someone who is trapped in a situation and must endure the stench. Like hammering a fart in a car full of people.
Related Words
Fap trap • Fap trapped • flaptrap • fatrapur • faptrack • Fatrapanin • Fart Rape • Fag Trap • Fap Rap • Fact Rape
Fap trap
When one is browsing content, often online or flicking channels on TV, with no intention of fapping either then or later, but are forced to or reminded to fap upon seeing something. That thing is a fap trap.
Bro 1: "Dude I wasn't even gonna fap tonight but then I was flicking music channels and the video for Call on Me by Eric Prydz came on and I couldn't not afterwards."
Bro 2: "Yeah that video is such a fap trap"
Bro 2: "Yeah that video is such a fap trap"
Fap trap by Tom3457mofo April 19, 2013
faptrack
The act of clicking on a video on a porn website but realising when it starts that it isn't quite what you expected, prompting you to "faptrack" out of the link and your browser
"What I thought was some pretty hot porn turned out to be a furry threesome...had to faptrack out of that situation pretty rapidly"
fartrape
the act in which one person stands back to back to another and proceeds to fart, thus launching their own gas into the the unsuspecting others ass causing the victims butt-cheeks to reverberate the fart as if it were their own.
also referred to as the out-of-towner, as the fart ventures from it's domestic ass and into a place where it doesn't belong.
also referred to as the out-of-towner, as the fart ventures from it's domestic ass and into a place where it doesn't belong.
Fatrapanin
Fatrapanin by TFFM21 July 7, 2009
Fap Trap
A myriad of sexual positions where a male is trapped in some way, shape, or form on the brink of orgasming. If the male moves anyway, they are almost certainly going cum. So the male is trapped in whatever orifice or crevice he is stuck in until said orifice or crevice decides to leave.
Girl: How's this paizuri feeling?
Man: *Incoherent Moaning*
Girl: Good, because you can't leave if you cum.
Man: *Questioning Moans*
Girl: Welcome to the Fap Trap, babe.
Man: *Incoherent Moaning*
Girl: Good, because you can't leave if you cum.
Man: *Questioning Moans*
Girl: Welcome to the Fap Trap, babe.
Fap Trap by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026