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A cross between fap and epic. An epic fap
"Dude, I had a fapic last night"
fapic by geezabird February 22, 2009
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An instance so epic, it can be fapped to, despite a lack of tits.
"Dude, that post was fapic. brb bathroom."
Fapic by PlayMadness May 4, 2009
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When a girl jerks off a guy while he rubs her vagina. The reason why it is called FapiX is because when they sit on a couch and FapiX, their arms cross, thus creating an X.
K: Hey, you know what's hot?
M: You?
K: Other than me?
M: ..... (weird face !@#$)
K: When them couples do fapiX
FapiX by Keremanda December 28, 2011

Fapacity 

When masturbating no longer yields any fluid. You have masturbated all that you can: you have reached your fapping capacity. Your fapacity.
I was at it all day, it took 6 tries before I reached my fapacity.
Fapacity by Hermetic2 January 19, 2013
The sound of your hand and foreskin when your masterbating with exagerated force.

For smaller penises:
The sound of the bottom of your fist hammering at your wet testicle bag.
Just finished watching “50 shades of grey”. Im going home to fapacka now.
fapacka by 0712 February 23, 2018

Fappcident 

An accident involving jizzums.
Tom: Did you see that fappcident?
Bill: Yea, its a real mess.
Fappcident by jbawesomesticks October 11, 2016
A man, (usually obese) that has a very large booty compared to other man, he is usually called thicc and is kinda sus.
Mannnn look at how thicc Fapi Papi is!
Fapi Papi by Choupito September 16, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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