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fapicture

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A photograph - anywhere in the spectrum from a facebook post to graphic pornography - that inspires immediate and vigorous masturbation.
The facebook pics from her Mexican vacation showcased her hard work to achieve a beach body and the subtle bikini camel-toe shots are some of the best fapictures I've ever seen. Yes, she's my friend, but those fapictures will have me beating my poor stupid cock like I caught him stealing. She has defined a new inspiration for masturbation.
fapicture by tommyludd March 18, 2014
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Faniture 

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Derived from the word fanny also meaning a womens vaginal area
You have a hot faniture
Faniture by Dolly & Ashley Cheeseman February 13, 2009

Fapture 

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The day where everybody in the entire world faps.
We were warned. Its coming. December 24, 2012. The day everybody faps. Fapture. Get ready. A shitload of cum is cumming your way.
Fapture by fapfapfapfapf4p July 9, 2011

ficture 

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This month's cover of Us magazine is definitely a ficture.
ficture by Jennifer Mattson January 29, 2007

ficture 

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A picture that is misleading, edited, or staged, so it shows something which did not actually happen, or which happened in a different way than is being claimed.
When my dad showed the insurance adjuster the fictures of the fire damage, you could almost see the gas can in one of them.

Al: I thought I saw those two chicks making out somewheres.
Jeff: No, that was just a ficture I posted.
ficture by Jmz from SFL September 22, 2009

faperture 

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The amount of force applied while masturbating, controlled by the radius of the space in your fist while jacking off.
"I wish I had of raised my faperture last night when I came home drunk and alone from the bar. Now I have severe road rash on my dick."
faperture by Soreanus June 5, 2013

ficture 

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noun. A facebook picture.
Jen: NYC was amazing.
Jade: Ye, I saw the fictures.
ficture by frebontheweb October 19, 2010
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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