fapicture

A photograph - anywhere in the spectrum from a facebook post to graphic pornography - that inspires immediate and vigorous masturbation.

The facebook pics from her Mexican vacation showcased her hard work to achieve a beach body and the subtle bikini camel-toe shots are some of the best fapictures I've ever seen. Yes, she's my friend, but those fapictures will have me beating my poor stupid cock like I caught him stealing. She has defined a new inspiration for masturbation.

by tommyludd March 18, 2014

Faniture

Derived from the word fanny also meaning a womens vaginal area

You have a hot faniture

by Dolly & Ashley Cheeseman February 13, 2009

Fapture

The day where everybody in the entire world faps.

We were warned. Its coming. December 24, 2012. The day everybody faps. Fapture. Get ready. A shitload of cum is cumming your way.

by fapfapfapfapf4p July 9, 2011

ficture

A fictitious picture

This month's cover of Us magazine is definitely a ficture.

by Jennifer Mattson January 29, 2007

ficture

A picture that is misleading, edited, or staged, so it shows something which did not actually happen, or which happened in a different way than is being claimed.

When my dad showed the insurance adjuster the fictures of the fire damage, you could almost see the gas can in one of them.

Al: I thought I saw those two chicks making out somewheres.
Jeff: No, that was just a ficture I posted.

by Jmz from SFL September 22, 2009

faperture

The amount of force applied while masturbating, controlled by the radius of the space in your fist while jacking off.

"I wish I had of raised my faperture last night when I came home drunk and alone from the bar. Now I have severe road rash on my dick."

by Soreanus June 5, 2013

ficture

noun. A facebook picture.

Jen: NYC was amazing.
Jade: Ye, I saw the fictures.

by frebontheweb October 19, 2010