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A photograph - anywhere in the spectrum from a facebook post to graphic pornography - that inspires immediate and vigorous masturbation.

The facebook pics from her Mexican vacation showcased her hard work to achieve a beach body and the subtle bikini camel-toe shots are some of the best fapictures I've ever seen. Yes, she's my friend, but those fapictures will have me beating my poor stupid cock like I caught him stealing. She has defined a new inspiration for masturbation.

fapicture by tommyludd March 18, 2014

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Faniture

Derived from the word fanny also meaning a womens vaginal area

You have a hot faniture

Faniture by Dolly & Ashley Cheeseman February 13, 2009

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Fapture

The day where everybody in the entire world faps.

We were warned. Its coming. December 24, 2012. The day everybody faps. Fapture. Get ready. A shitload of cum is cumming your way.

Fapture by fapfapfapfapf4p July 9, 2011

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ficture

A fictitious picture

This month's cover of Us magazine is definitely a ficture.

ficture by Jennifer Mattson January 29, 2007

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ficture

A picture that is misleading, edited, or staged, so it shows something which did not actually happen, or which happened in a different way than is being claimed.

When my dad showed the insurance adjuster the fictures of the fire damage, you could almost see the gas can in one of them.

Al: I thought I saw those two chicks making out somewheres.
Jeff: No, that was just a ficture I posted.

ficture by Jmz from SFL September 22, 2009

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faperture

The amount of force applied while masturbating, controlled by the radius of the space in your fist while jacking off.

"I wish I had of raised my faperture last night when I came home drunk and alone from the bar. Now I have severe road rash on my dick."

faperture by Soreanus June 5, 2013

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ficture

noun. A facebook picture.

Jen: NYC was amazing.
Jade: Ye, I saw the fictures.

ficture by frebontheweb October 19, 2010

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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