Fap N' Nap
Josh: Hey Fisher what are you doing after school today?
Fisher: Probably just go home and fap n' nap.
Fisher: Probably just go home and fap n' nap.
Fap N' Nap by Fish21 May 10, 2016
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fap 'n' nap
fap 'n' nap by Rice Menshorts April 22, 2011
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Fap'n'nap • fap n' freeze • Fap-n-Seek • Fap N’ Crap • crap n' fap • Snap n' fap • Wake n' Fap • Yap 'n Fap • Fapn't • fap
Fap'n'nap
When you wank your dick so hard that when you finally squirt your sperm everywhere your so tired that you decide to take a quick nap.
Make sure you clean yourself up before you take the nap or do it in a private area, otherwise someone may walk in and find you completely naked with a flaccid red dick and your stomach covered in sperm.
Make sure you clean yourself up before you take the nap or do it in a private area, otherwise someone may walk in and find you completely naked with a flaccid red dick and your stomach covered in sperm.
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP *exstatic moan of pleasure*
Nap Time
Awaken to your parent's voices:
Mum: I think our son had a wetdream
Dad: Naaahh look how raw his dick his, he probably had a wild wank and was so tired afterwards he fell asleep.
Mum: Ahhhhh a Fap'n'Nap
Dad: Thats right
Nap Time
Awaken to your parent's voices:
Mum: I think our son had a wetdream
Dad: Naaahh look how raw his dick his, he probably had a wild wank and was so tired afterwards he fell asleep.
Mum: Ahhhhh a Fap'n'Nap
Dad: Thats right
Fap'n'nap by Callum6969 May 15, 2009
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