fap fap fap 

the sound one makes when masturbating himself to extascy

damn, im gonna have a fap session rite now with this porn

fap fap fap by SAN JOSE STATE April 27, 2003

fap fap fap 

Is what you do when your parents arent home. If they are, that may be dangerous. It means masturbation in case you didn't know. Its also a funny way to say it.

(no parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*

(with parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that...
You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a tornado flip)
Your mother: (closes the door)
You: FFFFUUUUUU...

fap fap fap by Chullage February 1, 2009

fap fap fap 

A comment issued by a person in response to another party excessively talking about or exhorting the benefits of anything; but especially something which doesn't really merit it.

It implies excessive masturbation over the continually mentioned topic.

Person 1: And then I get +2 to AC and D4 hit die, plus I get a bonus to my will and fortitude saves once per day, and I also get an extra feat every 6th level.... *etc*

Person 2: fap fap fap. stfu.

fap fap fap by s3ph October 29, 2007

fappity fap fap 

To masturbate extremely fast. This term can only be used with a male. Female term would be "schlickity schlick schlick."

Maurice, what is your favorite activity?

Why, of course, fappity fap fapping!

fappity fap fap by Mikere November 22, 2013

fap fap 

an onomatopoeia for the sound of jacking off or masturbation

I was walking past my brothers room and heard porn moans and fap fap.

fap fap by yayaluvshearts August 24, 2008

No Fap 2021 

During No Fap 2021, all male and female shall not masturbate, or "fap".

"Did thou fail No Fap 2021?"
"Those who fail No Fap 2021 shall fail in life."

No Fap 2021 by ThouShallContinue^ December 2, 2020

not my proudest fap 

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video

Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap

not my proudest fap by Dubiks April 25, 2019