Fanny Snot 

The creamy substance excreted from a dirty vagina.

Julia got her fanny snot all over my dick the other night.

Fanny Snot by Bitch boii February 1, 2020

Fanny snot 

A thick like mucus that is squirted with a magma of enthusiasm. Usually similar consistency and colour variations as snot from the nose.

It was meant to be a birthday present but, all Maddox got was Amy’s fanny snot

Fanny snot by Dirtyfry June 15, 2021

Snot funny 

When someone sneezes out jizz from their nose, and it dangles from both nostrils, twirling around one another before falling on the ground where you just took a jizz on a person sleeping.

Also obvious dick is obvious.

Jizzy: AHCOO! *boogers drip from nose*

Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!

Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?

Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*

Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!

Snot funny by Lubricus Genitilius March 17, 2011

It's snot funny 

When saying 'It's not funny' way too fast

Me: It's not funny
The Bully: Haha, that sounded like It's SNOT funny! HAHAHAHAHA!

It's snot funny by Anonymous 298734927384723 March 9, 2022

dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead 

The ultimate response to the ever classic insult 'Your mom.'

Person A: Hey dude, sup?

Person B: YOUR MOM IS UP!

Person A: Dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead.

Person B now either believes you, is confused/apologetic, or smart enough to prove the ultimate response to this; Yeah? I really like that.

dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead by Ninja-wizard-pimp-ghetto-lowtax-maddox-internet. September 12, 2008

that's not funny 

instant mood killer + awkwardness

Joe: Hey, did you see that cheerleader who suffered from the side effects of the H1N1 vaccine? She was jerking all over the place, I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the video haha

Dave: That's not funny.

Joe: ...

Bill: soo, anyone want another beer...? I'm gonna... go get some beer.

that's not funny by TheGreatDekuTree February 9, 2010

It's not even funny 

A phrase used to describe something or something that someone did that is very weird or outrageuous in it's own way.

John is so good at Black Ops it's not even funny.
I ran into some hobo peeing in the lake it's not even funny.

It's not even funny by Marnigus January 25, 2011