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fanguish 

A portmanteau of 'fanny' and 'anguish'. A general term for any discomfort that occurs while pinching a loaf. This includes, but is not limited to, diarrhea, constipation thai hole, coffee shits, beer shits.
All Sanjeep got for placing 4th in the All India Curry Eating Invitational was a nasty bout of fanguish the next morning.
fanguish by WordSmith L July 10, 2009
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Fangus is a pungent, clumpy substance that looks and smells quite disgusting to the average westerner. Certain cultures consider it edible, but none find it appetizing. It is only eaten by outcasts or by those who have little else to eat. However, a few affluent people still eat it despite its nausea-inducing flavor, to the dismay of more civilized citizens.
Vincent: "Thomas, what is that you're eating?"
Thomas: "It's just a little fangus."
Vincent: "Gross! Thomas eats fangus!"
Mergatroy: "Thomas eats fangus?"
Vincent: "Thomas eats fangus!"
fangus by A.P. Money January 12, 2009
A bizarre Indian delicacy quite unpopular in the United States.

It is served chilled and can contain curry, potatoes, and/or primate nervous tissue.
Dude: "What is that?"

Pratyush: "It's delicious and nutritious fangus."

Dude: "That doesn't look very appetizing."
fangus by CornwallisCotton December 17, 2008
Fangus--A complete idiot or the act made by a complete idiot. Can be used as a adjective, verb, and a noun.
Could be substituted as the word fuck
May also be a sub for any curse word in the act of causing pain or it could mean jibberish
Jimmy--Wow your a complete fangus!!!
Henry--You were the one who fangused up that girl.
Richard--Geez you have fangus hair.
John--Holy fangus!
Mike--Fangus I hit my toe!
fangus by richard (clepre) October 5, 2006
Faggot as in a silly best friend.
and lush.
as in anything desirable.
Oh My god stop Being Silly You Faggush.
faggush by HollywoodLush October 23, 2006
Fantushy - not just an ass, but a succulent & extremely juicy ass.
Oh, Beth...look at Caelan ! I can't handle myself when he walks around the office with that Fantushy of his. Makes me feel faint !
Fantushy by Fantusha January 17, 2023