A portmanteau of 'fanny' and 'anguish'. A general term for any discomfort that occurs while pinching a loaf. This includes, but is not limited to, diarrhea, constipation thai hole, coffee shits, beer shits.
All Sanjeep got for placing 4th in the All IndiaCurry Eating Invitational was a nasty bout of fanguish the next morning.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.