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False Alarm
Is when you spot a chick that you think is working with something, that looks good from far away and then when you get a closer look she ends up not meeting expectations
False Alarm by MandoBurger August 24, 2010
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false alarm
when you go to the bathroom thinking you need to shit but after several minutes on the toilet of waiting you don't go at all until hours later.
false alarm by souleater666666 August 28, 2010
false alarm
When your pants bunch up at the precise area in which you would usually store an erection thereby creating the illusion of arousal.
Generally speaking, discovery of such a false alarm usually comes at the hands of someone who is familiar with you nether regions and would feel comfortable enough testing it out.
Generally speaking, discovery of such a false alarm usually comes at the hands of someone who is familiar with you nether regions and would feel comfortable enough testing it out.
I thought he'd finally gotten over his fear of intimacy so I went to grab and just got a handful of Levis... yup, it was just a false alarm.
false alarm by Joseph/Laura November 10, 2007
false alarm boner
false alarm boner, or FAB, is when someone says or acts seductively, then quickly ends it or sends bad signals
Person 1: Read this status: This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don't say sex. ;)
Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second
Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?
Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!
Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty
Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner
Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second
Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?
Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!
Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty
Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner
false alarm boner by asssburgers February 19, 2011
False Alarm
Having the need to go poo. Once getting to the toilet, nothing seems to come out. You decide to go later on during the day when you really need to go.
Daughter: Mom. Hurry up in there! I have to drop a deuce!!
Mother: Okay
Daughter: sitting on toilet..."Why isn't anything coming out?
Daughter: FALSE ALARM!!! I guess I should wait and try again later.
Mother: Okay
Daughter: sitting on toilet..."Why isn't anything coming out?
Daughter: FALSE ALARM!!! I guess I should wait and try again later.
False Alarm by Melrsose December 21, 2009