Definitions by asssburgers

grumble on the beat 

before a rapper starts to begin, he or she will sometimes state the fact they they will get the beat ready to rap on. keystone state of mind

yeah,
uh,
its tayyib ali man,
grumble on the beat,
you know what it is

grumble on the beat by asssburgers May 22, 2011

false alarm boner 

false alarm boner, or FAB, is when someone says or acts seductively, then quickly ends it or sends bad signals

Person 1: Read this status: This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don't say sex. ;)

Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second

Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?

Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!

Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty

Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner

false alarm boner by asssburgers February 19, 2011

ya asshoe 

pronunciation of the words "you asshole" in a ghetto acecent.

Man: woman get over here and make me a sandwich
Woman: no i dont want to
Man: you bitch
Woman: ya asshoe im gonna leave you

ya asshoe by asssburgers August 30, 2010

Bracketholic 

when someone is addicted to making brackets. i.e. SI swimsuit bracket, March Madness Basketball Bracket

A frog: Jesus Christ dude, how many brackets have u done?
A baby: Calm down, only 5 today

A frog: damn fool is a bracketholic
An aborted baby: yup

Bracketholic by asssburgers February 18, 2010

brackberry 

When someone with a steriotypical asian accent says black berry, it sounds like brackberry

Asian #1: Oh hoho rook at my brack berry.
Asian #2: Hoho where you get brackberry?

brackberry by asssburgers December 27, 2009

timmeh?

When the timmy character on the show south park is questioning something, he says timmeh? because the only word he can say is timmy.

Jimmy: Hey t-t-t-tim wanna s-s-s-suck it?

Timmy: timmeh?
Jimmy: Yeah. R-r-r-r-right now.
Timmy: TIMMEH? TIMMEH TIMMEH TIMMEH timmeh? t-timmeh

timmeh? by asssburgers December 27, 2009

ASS ASS ASS 

When someone with tourettes has an ass-twitch

Tourettes Guy: ASS ASS ASS

ASS ASS ASS by asssburgers December 27, 2009