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Falcon C 

Monkey clan that loses to every single shit and isnt able to fucking shoot the gun at oppoments because they are a monkey clan
Falcon C: Hi we are best
Swat: no
Falcon C by iiZ4d April 14, 2020
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Falcon Crest 

A front-facing tramp stamp. A decorative tattoo, positioned just above the pubic area and below the navel. A Falcon Crest can be a tattoo of any genre (i.e. traditional, tribal, etc.) but, like a tramp stamp is a wide, horizontal design, essentially symmetrical and positioned centered, between the hips.

The term references the TV show "Falcon Crest" which was a popular primetime soap opera from the '80s about a wealthy family in the California wine industry in the mold of Dallas or Dynasty - and may imply that the "above-the-pubes" location is a little "classier" than the tried and true lower back location of the tramp stamp.
On the family's first trip to the beach, Freddy was stunned to to see a prison-grade falcon crest peeking out from the top of his mother-in-law's bikini.
Falcon Crest by GnatTurner November 18, 2011

Falcon Creek Middle School

A school that is just straight up shit period.
Falcon Creek Middle School by 96bih December 13, 2018

Falcon CUM 

An attack used by Captain Falcon. When used, Falcon screams, "Falcon... CUM!", thrusts his pelvis, and blows his violently blazing load all over his enemies, causing them to die almost instantaneously in a fiery orgasmic inferno.
Mario was killed by a Falcon CUM. How tragic.
Falcon CUM by explosivejizz May 23, 2009

Falcon Creek Middle School

A rich kid school filled with perverted boys and ass showing white girls. White girls are considered the " queen bees" especially the extremely popular ones. people date the same person over and over again. Kids make-out in the hallways. Don't be popular because it is helllll.
Falcon Creek Middle School is the place to be.

Falcon Cock Block

1. To break every rule in the book of man and completely stop a person or persons from achieving sexual intercourse.
"Hey Matt Let's take these fine ass bitches back to our hotel."

"Dude I would but the gate guard won't let them on base."

"Dude we did we just get Falcon Cock Blocked?"

"...yeah..."

"Epic..."

Falcon Cunt Punch 

The Act of Falcon Punching a girl in the Vagina.
Bitch shut up, before I Falcon Cunt Punch you!
Falcon Cunt Punch by ASSPECKA December 8, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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