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Falcon Crest 

A front-facing tramp stamp. A decorative tattoo, positioned just above the pubic area and below the navel. A Falcon Crest can be a tattoo of any genre (i.e. traditional, tribal, etc.) but, like a tramp stamp is a wide, horizontal design, essentially symmetrical and positioned centered, between the hips.

The term references the TV show "Falcon Crest" which was a popular primetime soap opera from the '80s about a wealthy family in the California wine industry in the mold of Dallas or Dynasty - and may imply that the "above-the-pubes" location is a little "classier" than the tried and true lower back location of the tramp stamp.
On the family's first trip to the beach, Freddy was stunned to to see a prison-grade falcon crest peeking out from the top of his mother-in-law's bikini.
Falcon Crest by GnatTurner November 18, 2011

Falcon Creek Middle School

A school that is just straight up shit period.
Falcon Creek Middle School by 96bih December 13, 2018

Falcon CUM 

An attack used by Captain Falcon. When used, Falcon screams, "Falcon... CUM!", thrusts his pelvis, and blows his violently blazing load all over his enemies, causing them to die almost instantaneously in a fiery orgasmic inferno.
Mario was killed by a Falcon CUM. How tragic.
Falcon CUM by explosivejizz May 23, 2009

Falcon Creek Middle School

A rich kid school filled with perverted boys and ass showing white girls. White girls are considered the " queen bees" especially the extremely popular ones. people date the same person over and over again. Kids make-out in the hallways. Don't be popular because it is helllll.

Falcon Cock Block

1. To break every rule in the book of man and completely stop a person or persons from achieving sexual intercourse.
"Hey Matt Let's take these fine ass bitches back to our hotel."

"Dude I would but the gate guard won't let them on base."

"Dude we did we just get Falcon Cock Blocked?"

"...yeah..."

"Epic..."

Falcon Cunt Punch 

The Act of Falcon Punching a girl in the Vagina.
Bitch shut up, before I Falcon Cunt Punch you!
Falcon Cunt Punch by ASSPECKA December 8, 2011