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I am way past facing reality! 

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.
Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!

Falling Back

(Verb) To slowly stop caring about someone or something. To become void of emotions towards a certain figure.
Girl 1: He wont respond to my text messages what should i do?
Girl 2: Girl just start falling back he won't realize what he had until it's gone.
Falling Back by Luv Doctor July 28, 2015

i think im falling for you 

I think I'm falling for you. You are always on my mind and I can't shake the idea of you out of my head... You make me smile every time your name pops up on my phone, you make me laugh by saying the wierdest things, you have a perfect smile, its the best thing ever, you are absolutely perfect to me, you make me fall deeper and deeper everytime you text me, look at me, or just by being you... I am falling for you and I don't know what to do, what if I keep falling, but you don't catch me? Id hit the ground hard, and I would be broken forever... Im falling for you, will you catch me before I land?
person1: I think im falling for you will you catch me?
Person2: I'm right here baby

Leather Facing 

To slice ones face off and wear it as your own.

Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.

It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.
My Nan has been feeling a bit down on how old she looks, so she went to a children's hospital and leather faced half of the leukaemia ward.

Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.

Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.
Leather Facing by TWC.TV March 21, 2017

Falling In Love

He/She will be the first thing you think of when you wake up, and the last thing when you fall asleep. You will constantly think about he/she throughout the day. When he/she smiles your heart skips a beat. Your eyes are glued to he/she once you see them, and somehow you can't take your eyes off he/she. You would do anything for he/she just to make them smile, and be happy.
"I'm falling in love with her, because of her smile."
Falling In Love by LegitArmyBxB December 14, 2014

THE FALLING PIMP TREE 

TO PIMP SLAP A HOE BYE FALLING FORWARD LIKE A TREE THAT JUST GOT HIT BY LIGHTNING THEN EXTENDING ONES ARM IN THE OPPISITE DIRECTION THEN USING THE MOMENTUM YOU JAPSLAP THE SKIN OFF THAT BITCHES FACE FOR NOT PAYING UP WHAT HER TRICK ASS OWES YOU DATS THE FALLING PIMP TREE!
TRIK BETTER HAVE MY COINS OR ELSE SHE GONE GETS THE FALLING PIMP TREE