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FAKT is a acronym for “Fuck the Army & Kill Time”. Used by numerous of creative & witty Drill Sergeants across the Army.
DS: RIGHT..FACE!!!!!
Plt: (executes right face but one soldier fucks up)
DS: Gotdamnit Private Dumbass, you can’t march, shoot or run!!!
PVT: SORRY, DRILL SERGEANT!
DS: you know what you oughta go to jail for rape & murder....that’s a FAKT, because all you do is FUCK THE ARMY & KILL TIME!!
FAKT by TravWilly August 1, 2020
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a fact; a piece of information, likely useless if it is called a fakt as opposed to a fact.
The iphone is a sexy piece of hardware, FAKT
fakt by bobseeeee August 24, 2009
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When some thinks something is true although it is proven to be wrong
Guy 1: Did you know that the dinosaurs were killed by the Earth exploding?
Guy 2: Dude! That's a Fakt.
Fakt by Garebear62 March 29, 2015

faktolero 

Oddball version of "it's a fact!" used by users of the largest online forum in Austria, the forum of the newspaper "Der Standard". Used to express approval. Warning: may eventually end your relationship if used excessively when speaking with your partner.
"Was, das stimmt wirklich?"
"Faktolero!"
faktolero by Standardabweichung February 7, 2019

Faktivist 

A contraction of the words "Facebook" and "activist". A hashtag warrior who truly believes that their likes on pictures donate money to poor kids in 'Africa'.

Can also refer to a person whom honestly believes their hashtags can magically take human form to fight for human rights, and that Boko Haram (aka Trey Songz) will bring their girls back.
Noun: There go them faktivists again. Sorry Nigeria, I will not bring back your girls.

Verb: Yo, can someone tell Lucy to stop faktivising. Trey Songz ain't bringing your girls back. #ItsMrStealYourGirl
Faktivist by StreetsIsFedUp May 27, 2014
A very amazing Rock/Metal/Heavy band with a high beat of love and hate texture mixed in. One could say this is sort of a Non-Heard of band.
Let it be Known: Faktion is a Band!

Good Songs: Take it Away , September
faktion by PatBack December 11, 2006

Adolio faktas 

When a person is sure of his fact, but in reality it's false.
- The earth is flat
- Stop telling me Adolio faktas
Adolio faktas by Virgute May 4, 2023
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