Definitions by TravWilly

Caucacity

The sheer & unbridled audacity of a White person or any non-melanated person, when they are clearly in the wrong.

TW: She got a lot of fucking nerve.
PC: I don’t know where she found the caucacity, but she needs to put it the fuck back, before she gets her ass beat.

Caucacity by TravWilly July 19, 2021

Cheeks to the wind 

When you are completely exposed either literally or to laughter, jokes and ridicule from friends and enemies alike in a comical fashion.

Me: Ayo, you seen what happened to Jackson?
Them: yup. His girl was letting the clip go about his stroke game.
Me: damn, had that man out here cheeks to the wind.
Them: she was wylin for that.

Cheeks to the wind by TravWilly August 1, 2020

FAKT

FAKT is a acronym for “Fuck the Army & Kill Time”. Used by numerous of creative & witty Drill Sergeants across the Army.

DS: RIGHT..FACE!!!!!
Plt: (executes right face but one soldier fucks up)
DS: Gotdamnit Private Dumbass, you can’t march, shoot or run!!!
PVT: SORRY, DRILL SERGEANT!
DS: you know what you oughta go to jail for rape & murder....that’s a FAKT, because all you do is FUCK THE ARMY & KILL TIME!!

FAKT by TravWilly August 1, 2020

Ivory poisoning

When you punch a muhfucka in the mouth so hard, you knock teeth out, they swallow their teeth & get sick.

If homeboy don’t stop popping fly at the lip, he gonna get a real bad case of ivory poisoning.

Ivory poisoning by TravWilly August 1, 2020

Beautiful Idiot

When your spouse is normally a well spoken person, but says some astronomically dumb shit AND tries to argue their point when you clearly have all the information.

Wife: so Hawaii is where WW2 starts?
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.

Beautiful Idiot by TravWilly August 1, 2020