FAKT is a acronym for “Fuck the Army & Kill Time”. Used by numerous of creative & witty Drill Sergeants across the Army.
DS: RIGHT..FACE!!!!!
Plt: (executes right face but one soldier fucks up)
DS: Gotdamnit Private Dumbass, you can’t march, shoot or run!!!
PVT: SORRY, DRILL SERGEANT!
DS: you know what you oughta go to jail for rape & murder....that’s a FAKT, because all you do is FUCK THE ARMY & KILL TIME!!
Plt: (executes right face but one soldier fucks up)
DS: Gotdamnit Private Dumbass, you can’t march, shoot or run!!!
PVT: SORRY, DRILL SERGEANT!
DS: you know what you oughta go to jail for rape & murder....that’s a FAKT, because all you do is FUCK THE ARMY & KILL TIME!!
by TravWilly August 01, 2020
by bobseeeee August 24, 2009
Guy 1: Did you know that the dinosaurs were killed by the Earth exploding?
Guy 2: Dude! That's a Fakt.
Guy 2: Dude! That's a Fakt.
by Garebear62 March 27, 2015
John-Fakte (John-behaviour in English) is the official name of the disease of always wanting to touch or destroy everything in sight. The official name, "John-fakte" is Norwegian, and originates from the person who "invented" the disease, John TV. (His last name will always remain a secret). The disease spreads very fast, and in the worst case scenario, it can destroy other people. There is currently no cure in existance for the dangerous disease, doctors are still working hard. If a person has the "John-Behaviour", he/she will typically try to annoy you and destroy your belongings, especially technology.
"Dude, what happened to my computer? I just left it here on my desk, and now it's destroyed!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
by Verngris June 11, 2019