Fakterman 

An extraordinary legend. He's a Physicist, an Astronomer, a Arbi and overall a gorgeous man. The only downside a Fakterman has is his orange tint of hair and sometimes skin. Aside from being annoyed by his amazing friends he has a pretty casual behvaior although he's a freak of nature in some cases. If you come across Fakterman you should approach his Gina and sit there until he kicks you off, which happens regularly.

OMG Fakterman I can't wait to sit with you in your Gina tonight!

Fakterman by Nightingale2 January 30, 2022

Fetterman Effect 

Noun: A hipster politician

A tattoo with a Pa zip code

Someone who gains weight ,shaves their head and runs for political office

An individual who directs followers into a massacre or disaster(ie :Captain William Judd Fetterman and the Fetterman Massacre)

In order to appeal to the Youth Vote and gain National media exposure, Mayor Smith followed the Fetterman Effect.

In order to avoid the Fetterman Effect, the school bus driver studied a map carefully, prior to taking a shortcut through a minefield .

Fetterman Effect by Balingit December 2, 2009

Faptermath 

The loss of horniness that comes after fapping. This normally results in complete disinterest and/or disgust towards the materials used to fap with (ie. porn).

PersonA) Damn, I came so hard last night, but after that I was sickened that I had fapped to granny porn! Why is that?

PersonB) Congratulations! You just experienced faptermath.

Faptermath by Pey December 15, 2008

Dungy Futterman 

Dungus "Dungy" Furttustus (later changed to Futterman after the Great Vegan War). Dungy was a legendary warrior during the Great Vegan War, remembered especially for his brave acts during the Battle of the Pluto Colony, after which he was sponsored by Monster Energy. In his final battle, he finally spilled all of his grease. He died in the arms of his best friend and brother in arms Melmen Hanson. Some believe he never died, and legend has it he went into hiding deep in the Ethiopian rain forrest after the wars. But we may never know.

Joey: Yo, that guy is so cool!
Chad: How cool?
Joey: Pfff, almost as cool as Dungy Futterman.
Chad: Damn.

Dungy Futterman by Kenny the Tiger October 14, 2017

faketrans 

A term often used by transmedicalists and truscum to invalidate certain trans people. A portmanteau of "fake" and "transsexual", faketrans are people without gender dysphoria including trenders(people who transition because they think its cool), AGPs(men who derive sexual pleasure from looking like a woman), and AAPs(women who derive sexual pleasure from looking like a man).

The opposite of faketrans is trutrans.

The 40 year old rapehons you see in the "it's maam" videos are agp faketrans who get off on the idea of wearing hypersexualized female clothing in public despite making no effort to pass.

faketrans by CuddlesWithBoymoders October 4, 2023

Fetterman

A person who is mentally handicapped. A person who cannot get out the correct words to form a sentence.

Don't be a fetterman

Fetterman by anonymous November 11, 2022

Doing the John Fetterman 

The act of wearing a heavy top (such as a hoodie or coat) paired with shorts, much like Senator John Fetterman does out of uniform.

Jon: When I was leaving her house, it was colder but I was still wearing shorts. So I threw on a hoodie and started doing the John Fetterman

Doing the John Fetterman by StillSceneIn2023 February 17, 2023