Faked

To make a commitment to someone and then not follow through. Usually a broken promise.

After promising not to fart on her face, i compeletly faked on Lisa while she let me teabag her.

by BeanGuillen May 18, 2011

faked

getting ridiculously stoned (baked) from smoking synthetic cannabis.

"You kids are way too baked."

"Nah man, we're faked"

Let's get faked.

by unicorndanzparty December 4, 2012

faked

pretending to be baked

He's so faked right now, he only took a hit.

by m.cm.c August 11, 2012

FaKed

FaKed is an amazing clan that will grow in the future and destroy ZEE they are more relevant then ZEE and ZEE is DOGSHIT!

FaKed is the best clan

by FaKed UP December 2, 2019

Faked-Out

This word is used in basketball to describe a player made to look stupid by another player.

Sports Announcer:Did you see Kobe get Faked-Out of his shoes by Ray Allen.

by Mojo Maniac August 18, 2008

Faked Up

any woman faking it with hair extensions, push up bra/chicken fillets, false eyelashes and anything other than her natural hair colour.

What do you think about her?

Shes a bit faked up for my liking, just another Paris Hilton wannabe!

by NoImNotStewy May 27, 2010

Faked Accident

A deliberate act designed to scare, annoy, harm, or kill someone, that is executed in a way that appears to be an accident and thus the person who committed the act ideally gets away with it.

An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.

Because of these "faked accidents", murder rates are higher than officially counted. Countless people get away with murder and other crimes and they walk among us, completely unsuspected. Drew Peterson, a cop from Illinois, is a great example. He got away with drowning his wife in a bathtub until her body was reexamined 5 years later.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020