Fake Bling

Something of an oddity, & as far as I am aware, a rarity. Whilst most Chavs enjoy an unhealthy dose of jewelery/gold plated jewelery, those wearing Fake Bling are in possesion of a poor quality, cheap attempt at Bling. Fake Bling is often plastic, hollow & adorned with plastic diamonds & gold paint, one such example was a plastic padlock, that lacked a back, was painted with sparkly gold paint & worn in conjunction with a potentially real gold necklace by an extremely mo mo chav.

Kev: "Check out my amazing Bling!"
Average Joe: "Uh, that looks kinda plastic, in fact, I'm pretty sure those diamonds are stickers..."
Average Jim: "Its Fake Bling."

by Traize July 4, 2005

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Being fake mad

Being fake mad is when you have bad narrative about a person so as soon as they do something in the slightest you’re mad at them ,but not because of what they did , it’s because you just want a reason to be mad at them so you took your chance.

A good example is when the rapper lil nas x came out with that music video for call me by your name , everyone was giving him black lash for dancing on the devil in the video, but majority of the people hating on him wasn’t really mad , they just didn’t like the fact that he was gay and had success in the rap music scene. So with him doing that video now people can say they hate because of the video and not because of the fact that he’s gay, which makes them BEING FAKE MAD at that video.

by CHUBBS!!! July 7, 2022

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