fairweather 

A dude that thinks the way to a womans heart is to follow them around like some kind of pathetic emotionally attached lapdog, then when they become friends with him proceed to try his own version of sex, which is a collection of retarded noises/inserting said spasticated hand into their meat curtain, then blaming all of that on his obvious 'loose screw' then proceeding to follow them around at school wearing his famous ankle swingers and poking his oversised nose into other peoples business/private areas, which then results in an army of people breaking said nose and he then crawls back on all fours (or as we know it, 'fairweather shuffle') to some other girl which has sympathy for him, then repeats until is murdered.

guy 1: hey that charles guy is a fairweather

girl 1: i know.. he tried to rape me once :(

guy 2: fuck that shit, lets break his nose!

girl 1: yeah!

girl 2: don't guys he's really sweet! D:

guy 1: sweet until he's got his whole hand inside you..

fairweather by lukepearcey August 18, 2012

fairweather friend 

someone who is a good friend when it is easy for them to be one and who stops when you are having problems.

Fairweather friends usually are the people you deal with until provened innocent.

fairweather friend by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 28, 2004

Fairweather Johnson 

Sports Fans who only cheer for or pay attention to a team when they are winning. Usually likes to be on the winning side of the coin. Usually looked down upon by serious fans.

Tony: "I thought you were a Florida Fan?"
Rob: "I was last year but I think this year Alabama is winning and I have always kinda liked them a little better"
Tony: "I didn't know you were such Fairweather Johnson, you suck."

Fairweather Johnson by Crimson X October 19, 2010

Fairweather Relationship 

Someone who is with you when times are good but will bail or dump you. When times get tough but will get back with you when times get good again.

Evan and King are in a Fairweather Relationship King dumps Evan when they are having trouble or when things get to hard. And gets him back when things are smooth again.

Fairweather Relationship by raingree December 5, 2007

Fairweather Friend 

Someone who poses as a friend when it suits them, but are shady or shonky at other times.

After Mat broke up with my friend, he would act extremely shady all the time, pretending to lose his phone, and pretending not to receive SMS's. At times there was even no toilet paper, or shit on the walls. He is a fairweather friend.

Fairweather Friend by FWF September 24, 2010

fairweather family 

Someone who is family or acts like family when it's easy for them to be, them change on you when it's through thick and thin.

Family, most of the time, is fairweather family until provened innocent.

fairweather family by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 31, 2007

Fairweather Drinker 

Someone who only drinks when it is the cool thing to do. You can identify a fairweather by licking your finger and putting it in the air to check the weather.

"Hey Clay, stop being such a fairweather drinker and schwill a beer"

Fairweather Drinker by Evan T October 10, 2007