Fairmaiden 

Humourless cunt on Telegram. Usually a mod.

I can back from the pub at midnight totally bladdered. The wife wasn't happy, was being a right fairmaiden!

Fairmaiden by Charlie Big Potatoes December 8, 2021

Fair maiden 

Unmarried girl who is very pleasing to the eye. Nowadays mostly used in a humorous context.

Ay! Let's go bone some fair maidens!

Fair maiden by sirhCity February 16, 2015

fair maiden 

A good loving woman. very hot, very loyal. looks out for you when you least expect it. see also unique, magical white girl.

Leroy thought he was in a hollywood movie when the fair maidens surrounded him.

fair maiden by major_delmac April 20, 2005

Fair maiden.

This simply means a beautiful young single lady with a fair or light skin. But since now-a-days that seems to be a racist insinuation the meaning shifted to simply imply a lady with good characteristic and qualities.

Fair Maiden. From an old folk song.."...never fades the glory hark the fair maiden humming the story of love..."

Fair maiden. by manongonyong April 11, 2015