Failureton

someone who fails at life, or consistently keeps failing

scott fullerton is a Failureton

by c_bA_t May 21, 2009

Failureology

The subject which asian parents learn to tell who is a failure by just looking at their life choices

Kid:Hey dad which subject did you like the most?
Asian parent:Failureology
Kid:Well am i a failure?
Asian parent:*gets out belt* yes

by Haker 💀 November 19, 2022

failureology

The study of a person or persons that haven't earned a PhD in medicine at age 2 (better known as failures).

"I am an expert in failureology"

by Nebuwula November 28, 2022

Failureteer

Someone who fails in every aspect in life; one who never succeeds in anything they attempt

"I just got a 10 on the SAT!" "Wow, you really are one of the Failureteers."

"I was just inaugurated in the Hall of Failure for being homeless and jobless for the past 75 years, and am now an official Failureteer."

by The Failureteers June 21, 2005

Failzeton

The newest nickname for Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Based on the facts: a) Hazleton misspelled it's own name; b) all attempts to salvage this city always fail; c) Hazleton, PA = epic fail.

Another pimp killed another ho, instead of pimping that bitch for mad money. Welcome to Failzeton, biatch!

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 24, 2010

failureology

the old definition was "a dumb wormophile that simps for the devourer of gods"
but he changed again again, now he's a simp for the TBOI boss Rainmaker.
he also makes art apparently.

"Failureology is still weird, right?"
"No, not really, but he does like gay ghosts."

by Romanian shark March 20, 2024