Failtab

If you try to tab someone on IRC but accidentally tab the wrong person.

Fuck, I tried to tab Masteroa but I tabbed Machine instead. Failtab!

by Masteroa April 21, 2009

failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.

Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.

by mvolfman December 13, 2010

Failtastic

A fail so epic, it's almost a win.

Person 1: I got my penis stuck in the gutter.
Person 2: What the... How?
Person 1: I fell down. While I was biking. With no clothes on.
Person 2: What the f*ck... wowwwww... how failtastic.

by Peter Buckett November 8, 2009

failtacular

A fail so epic it can almost be considered a win.

Person 1 - "How the hell did you manage to slam halfway through your roof dude?"
Person 2 - "I dunno..."
Person 1 - "That's beyond ridiculous. You've failed on an epic scale bro"
Person 3 - "You slammed a car halfway through your roof man?! That's friggin failtacular!"

by waywardspooky December 2, 2007

Failtube

From the word Youtube. When Youtube is failing terribly, it is a Failtube.

I tried to upload my video, but Failtube won't work for me!

by Haley L February 14, 2009

Failtagonist

Some one who causes a fail, makes a person fail.

Anthony- Agh, move your ass, i'm playing online.

Leslie- Why should I?

*Anthony avatar gets avatar get shot down*

Leslie- *Laughs* Fail!

Anthony- Leslie your a damn Failtagonist!

by FailNavigator. October 12, 2010

failtard

A person who repeatedly uses the internet-meme-turned-slang phrase "fail" to describe any number of barely applicable situations, in a weak attempt to boost their geek cred.

Waldo: "You did what? Fail!"
Ralph: "Quit being such a failtard, Waldo. Go back to 4chan where you belong."

by albedosMom669 January 13, 2009