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Fagmuncher

1. Someone who is of the homosexual orientation and likes to munch on some cock
2. A profanity to use in substitution of words like 'douchebag' or 'idiot' inferring that they are homosexual
Oscar - Wow look at that guy over there..

James - Yeah what a fagmuncher.
Fagmuncher by 69OSCAR69 July 31, 2010

Fagmuncher

A faggot who likes muching on food loudly. Most common fagmunchers much on carrots.
Bob: Hey take it easy on the carrots, fagmuncher!
Fagmuncher by Johnbob Jones April 20, 2009

Fagmuncher

A fag who likes to talk mad shit and looks lik a fuking crackhead
Fag:*in gay voice*"Hey rey"
Rey:"WTF!! You fagmuncher"
Fag:"You hurt my feelings"
Fagmuncher by JerseySupraSwag October 8, 2011

Canadian facemuncher

A Canadian spider who from time to time will jump off the ground and fly a short distance, landing on someone's face. It will then begin to munch and chew on the unfortunate person's face.
Some cooking show: "The rare Canadian facemuncher can sometimes be found in herbal teas and other such drinks."
Canadian facemuncher by nolrik November 13, 2011

HagMuncher

A person in which commonly does stupid things, doesn't think about what he/her is doing until it is too late, but people get amusement from what a HagMuncher does and the HagMuncher turns out to be the Biggest Legend.
Life Goes on, HagMuncher
HagMuncher by Matthew-Byron Stanley December 7, 2010

fagmunch 

However redundant, fagmunch is one who munches on fag, therefore making that person a fag. There is no use to this word other than it is funny as hell.
Go watch Dawson's Creek, fagmunch!
fagmunch by Roper May 10, 2003

fagmunch 

Go watch will and grace you fagmunch
fagmunch by Robin January 3, 2005
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