Faileys

Cheap Dirty imitation of the famous Irish cream drink. Usually from Lidi or Aldi or won from a Christmas tombola

Have you ever drank ‘faileys’ from a shoe ?

by Copa jonbi November 8, 2019

failest

the art of when someone does something so epically FAIL that they just fail at life.

*Cristina tries to push a chair onto the carpet*

Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"

*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.

by supergroup May 11, 2008

faileosis

the time in which an individual fails a multiple amount of times within a certain time.

Girl 1: UGH, i'm so upset.

Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Well, this morning I woke up late, then my car wouldn't start. I ran a stop sign trying to get to work and then got a ticket for running it. on top of that, after i ran the stop sign i had to brake hard and i spilled my coffee on my white shirt!
Girl 2: dang, i think you got a case of FAILEOSIS!
Girl 1: Thanks alot, jerk.

by tiataquito May 5, 2009

Failey

Possibly the coolest, but most accident prone person you will ever meet. To be a Failey, is to fail at things, and still be awesome.

Failey, only you could do something like that!

by soapy17 August 28, 2010

Raid Failers

A segment of the One Piece Fandom that believes that the Raid on Onigashima will fail, and will not take no for an answer, despite any other logic. Additionally they've basically given up on hopes of another saga, and are stuck in this delusionary state that Oda is never going to move on with the story.

Synonyms: Idiots, toxic, jojo-referencers but with One Piece

Casual anime fan/op fan: I'm finally at the raid!! OP was so long, but I'm here! I'm with the Fandom! Now I get to witness Luffy's brawl with the current bad guy!
Raid Failer: Oh, you're finally at the Raid? It's gonna fail you know, Oda isn't going beyond Wano.
Casual fan: What do you mean? I haven't even started, it's a shonen manga, isn't it?
CHAD Fan: Ignore that douche, He's one of the Raid Failers.

by Mr. Nosebleed Cook February 5, 2022

faleyshio

the female version of a blow job or ate out

guy1: she is so fine
guy2: id give her a faleyshio

by gentle j February 26, 2011

failestine

when you call your bros to fight that kid and still lose

Failestine and the Arabs decided to gang on Israel and lose for the 345342572th time

by Littleantukins January 31, 2024