failestine
failestine by Littleantukins January 31, 2024
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finestine
finestine by sunillovesfun January 5, 2009
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failestine • Failentine's Day • Falestine • Falentine • fadestine • Fakestine • finestine • Finestined
Failentine's Day
A holiday occurring on February 14th every year during which you realize you are, in fact, miserably single. For most people, they also realize that this hasn't changed since the last Failentine's Day (or Failentine's past). In addition to the self-pity that occurs, there is the constant reminder that other people are together and in love (usually in the form of red paper hearts and cupids decorating the walls of all buildings, all of your favorite stores having Failentine's Day sales, roses appearing in February and giddy couples walking down the street and holding hands/kissing).
Emily woke up to a text from her best friend, Andrew. It read HAPPY FAILENTINE'S DAY. Emily was then thrown into a depression about how alone she was.
Failentine's Day by RileyMichael February 15, 2009
Falentine
A bastardization of the word Valentine. Meant to show deep love and enduring affection for a close friend on Saint Valentine's Day. Usually used to refer to only close friends, commonly when there is an absence of a Valentine in users life.
Falestine
Falestine ( Arabic: فلسطين ; English: Palestine ; Greek: Παλαιστίνη, Palaistinē; Latin: Palaestina; Hebrew: ארץ־ישראל) is an ancient land that spanned the area between the Mediterranean Sea and the Jordan River, and various adjoining lands; predating Hebrew and Biblical times.
Unfortunately, in 1948 it was partitioned to unite the so-called “God’s Chosen People”. Even though the indigenous Semitic-Arab inhabitants can trace their history to Biblical/Hebrew times and prior.
Unfortunately, in 1948 it was partitioned to unite the so-called “God’s Chosen People”. Even though the indigenous Semitic-Arab inhabitants can trace their history to Biblical/Hebrew times and prior.
Falentine
Joe: Bruh Gaby just asked me to be her valentine!
Bob: Uhhh, no. She said Falentine. You know, valentine but as friends? You got the ultimate friend zone.
Joe: ... Bye.
Bob: Uhhh, no. She said Falentine. You know, valentine but as friends? You got the ultimate friend zone.
Joe: ... Bye.
Falentine by ValentinesBaby February 10, 2015
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