failestine 

when you call your bros to fight that kid and still lose

Failestine and the Arabs decided to gang on Israel and lose for the 345342572th time

failestine by Littleantukins January 31, 2024

finestine 

a sexy hot woman that is also super smart aka fine and einstine = finestine

your so smart and sexy your finestine baby

finestine by sunillovesfun January 5, 2009

Failentine's Day 

A holiday occurring on February 14th every year during which you realize you are, in fact, miserably single. For most people, they also realize that this hasn't changed since the last Failentine's Day (or Failentine's past). In addition to the self-pity that occurs, there is the constant reminder that other people are together and in love (usually in the form of red paper hearts and cupids decorating the walls of all buildings, all of your favorite stores having Failentine's Day sales, roses appearing in February and giddy couples walking down the street and holding hands/kissing).

Emily woke up to a text from her best friend, Andrew. It read HAPPY FAILENTINE'S DAY. Emily was then thrown into a depression about how alone she was.

Failentine's Day by RileyMichael February 15, 2009

Falentine

A bastardization of the word Valentine. Meant to show deep love and enduring affection for a close friend on Saint Valentine's Day. Usually used to refer to only close friends, commonly when there is an absence of a Valentine in users life.

Malia I love having you in my life and dearly value our relationship. I love you very much so please, please, please hurry back to Seattle, Olympia is just too far. :-) Oh and will you be my Falentine. Mike XOXO

Falentine by Michael February 11, 2005

Falestine 

Falestine ( Arabic: فلسطين‎ ; English: Palestine ; Greek: Παλαιστίνη, Palaistinē; Latin: Palaestina; Hebrew: ארץ־ישראל) is an ancient land that spanned the area between the Mediterranean Sea and the Jordan River, and various adjoining lands; predating Hebrew and Biblical times.

Unfortunately, in 1948 it was partitioned to unite the so-called “God’s Chosen People”. Even though the indigenous Semitic-Arab inhabitants can trace their history to Biblical/Hebrew times and prior.

Falestine is another variation of the word Palestine.

Falestine by stevey777 March 10, 2011

Falentine

Fel-in-tine

Like Valentine, however a 'friend valentine' in a non-romantic way.

Alice: Happy Valentine's day Abby, will you be my falentine?
Abby: I'd love to!

Falentine by Jay2323 February 13, 2010

Falentine

The ultimate level of friend zoned.

Joe: Bruh Gaby just asked me to be her valentine!
Bob: Uhhh, no. She said Falentine. You know, valentine but as friends? You got the ultimate friend zone.

Joe: ... Bye.

Falentine by ValentinesBaby February 10, 2015