A sub species of vampire created when dracula sucked the dick of a monkey infected with aids. The species must now survive by sucking blood from dicks. It is thought that count cockula is the last of this species due to the all gay male population.
Be careful when being offered a blow job for crack at night, you may very well be talking to a fagotus vampirus.
-WOW! OMG have you heard of fayokunmi! She is the worlds amazing person ever! She has beautiful eyes and hair! If you see her and don't know her you will suffer! You need to be her friend! People will think your cool if you hang out with hey! She is a golden star a true best friend and really funny.Her beauty is enough to throw you into a deep depression if rejected. She could make the most depressed person happy with just a glimpse of her beauty. She respects herself and others. Will never cheat and should never be cheated on. She is the best person ever! Yeah your cool but not as cool as fayokunmi, anyone will love her dearly! She is dead drop gorgeous
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.