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Fagouflage

Noun: The act of pretending to be gay in order to deter unwanted women or to fit in to homosexual festivities

Antonym: The act of being so in the closet you try to be straight.
Dude, this troll who wants my nuts is rollin' up. Help me throw on some fagouflage to scare her off!
Fagouflage by The Sullier December 11, 2010
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A classier way to call someone a fag
Tom is being such a fagoula.
fagoula by voodoodoll123 January 9, 2011
An Italian meal which is a delicacy to Pakistani individuals commonly eated with their mouth.

Ingredients:
- iced water
- whole sausages (unpeeled)
- hand crushed skinned tomatoes
- that’s it
ارے کتیا، میں کچھ فاگوگس کھانا پسند کروں گا (Fagogus)
fagogus by fagogus enjoyer May 6, 2023

fagouche 

A mixture of a faggot and a douche (douche bag).
1: Holy shit! What the hell is Amy doing?
2: I have no idea, she's such a fagouche!
fagouche by Steffan Platt July 18, 2010

fagotus vampirus 

A sub species of vampire created when dracula sucked the dick of a monkey infected with aids. The species must now survive by sucking blood from dicks. It is thought that count cockula is the last of this species due to the all gay male population.
Be careful when being offered a blow job for crack at night, you may very well be talking to a fagotus vampirus.
fagotus vampirus by guywhotypeslow December 25, 2009

fayokunmi 

-WOW! OMG have you heard of fayokunmi! She is the worlds amazing person ever! She has beautiful eyes and hair! If you see her and don't know her you will suffer! You need to be her friend! People will think your cool if you hang out with hey! She is a golden star a true best friend and really funny.Her beauty is enough to throw you into a deep depression if rejected. She could make the most depressed person happy with just a glimpse of her beauty. She respects herself and others. Will never cheat and should never be cheated on. She is the best person ever! Yeah your cool but not as cool as fayokunmi, anyone will love her dearly! She is dead drop gorgeous
fayokunmi booty amazing
fayokunmi by Madeleine colley!! January 15, 2014
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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