faningitis 

An acute case of fanatacism causing the victim to disregard embarassing behaviour and neglect personal hygeine, health and wellbeing in pursuit of coveted thing. Adapted from meningitis although no less severe, faningitis can turn susceptible persons into blubbering, jabbering, bodily-function-ignoring tragics.

Dude, that trekkie's got serious faningitis.

faningitis by James Eunson October 22, 2006

Fatengitis 

A disease where you have to eat everything 24/7

Sorry I ate everything, mom, you see, I have fatengitis

Fatengitis by MrsJeonBeyotch November 14, 2019

Maningitis 

Not to be confused with meningitis, maningitis is a serious illness caused by inhaling excessive smoke and pollen.

Symptoms include swollen eyes, itchy throat, and an all around manly sound in normally girlish voices.

Whoa, Grace, it sounds like you have Maningitis!

Maningitis by DaKaken June 24, 2011

Fagnigitis 

Fagnigitis is a rare disease that only the gayest of gays get. It is inherited by riding a large BBC, and can be passed along.

Wow that kid over their has fagnigitis.

Fagnigitis by Hi Their Little Man January 7, 2020

Maningitis 

When a usually effeminate person (i.e. female or homosexual) goes through a period of extreme manliness (i.e. ass kickin, beer chuggin, Chuck Norris)

Sally has a bout of MANINGITIS. She's been cutting down trees, mowing the lawn, going hunting, lifting weights, and punching things.

Maningitis by crazysanity123 October 1, 2010

Chickenera Flamingitis

A rare illness in which one has a consistent urge to eat chicken flamingo for breakfast lunch and dinner; including dessert. There is currently no cure; only treatment is to continue to eat some tasty chicken flamingo and live a happy life.

My friend can’t come out tonight; he has Chickenera Flamingitis.

Chickenera Flamingitis by VillaRosaLover September 16, 2019