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Faggitis 

A person suffering from symptoms which are but not all:

-Urge to call everyone noobs
-Has a weird obsession with the word "pwned"
-Does his work but doesn't study
-Plays to much mmorpg
-complains; Cold, Download Quota, Video Games, Bags etc etc
-Cannot speak his own language
-laughing at everyone's misfortunes
-The people he sits next to wants to punch him
-When he loses at anything, he will attempt to make an outrageous excuse

There are 2 types of this illness.

Type 1 (Chronic)

This is the chronic Faggitis and there are only a few left in this world. Although they are a rare and protected species, many if not all have tried to attack him but all attempts were unsuccessful. This is a purebred genotype

Type 2

Type 2 is a lesser version of type 1 but it is still very dangerous. Type 2 is caused one a Type 1 is converted/turned into a less "faggier" person by either his friends or family. This is a Hybrid genotype
<student 1> Oh crap its the kid with Faggitis!!

<Faggitis sufferer> HAHA! you got "pwned" last night noob

<student 1> WHACK WHACK

<Faggitis sufferer> What was that for?

<student 1> Your have Faggitis

fagitism 

The practice of disappointing your father by being a faggot
I noticed your son is in the play at school, he must have caught the bug of fagitism.
fagitism by Chad May 2, 2004
Related Words
Relating to homosexual or feminine aspects. Better when said in a single word sentence as a response to a hearing about feminine characteristic.
"Jerry got a new hairstyle that's long and pink. That sounds like faggotism to me."

Jim: "John wears lipstick."
Bob: "(While shaking his head)Faggotism."
faggotism by Jokeezie April 12, 2008

faggatism 

steve worshiped faggatism
faggatism by baked beans in your butt November 19, 2018

Faggetism 

When a person participate in gay behavior or say anything that is gay.
This nigga jus said he’ll suck my dick like bruh gone with that Faggetism my nigga.
Faggetism by Tray’shaun August 10, 2020

Sperma faggitits 

Sperma faggititis (S. Faggitits) is a gram positive, aerobic bacterial infection/inflammation in the estrogen hormones.

Transmission: via blood splash, heterosexual males can get it through swallowing sperms, it can cause homosexuality in some cases.

Clinical findings:
Cum agar, yellow stain.

Sings and symptoms:
Homosexuality, glowing skin, thick butt.
This poor hetro man i slept with got sperma faggitits recently, i mean he wanted to experience anyways.
Another day what can i say another homo got sperma faggititis again.
a descriptive word used to describe someone you don't know who acts, looks, sounds, etc. gay.
Theres a sense of faggotism in the way that fool dresses.

Theres faggotism in the that dude talks.
faggotism by Buster April 11, 2005
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