by BigMcNeal May 13, 2010

The act of strumming a guitar, while holding no chords. It is usually used to impress someone, when you don't know how to play.
Lindsay: When I was at adam's house, my played me some mock rock.
Taylor: Wow! Billy did the dame thing tuesday.
Taylor: Wow! Billy did the dame thing tuesday.
by BigMcNeal May 12, 2010

The worst possible name that someone can be called. It is a major discrace to be called such a name. Suicide is usually a result of being referred to by this word.
Mick:You are such a Scragpipe!
Adam:You don't mean that!
Mick:Yes I do!
Adam:(Shoots himself in head.)
Adam:You don't mean that!
Mick:Yes I do!
Adam:(Shoots himself in head.)
by BigMcNeal May 12, 2010
