Fages 

Mix of the words 'Fucking' and 'Ages'. Used to denote a long period of time.

There was so much traffic! It took me fages to get home.

Fages by Crutchez! December 20, 2010

F’ages 

A period of time that spans across several years.

I’ve been doing that f’ages

F’ages by Mslorilove November 24, 2019

facestoning 

The mindless surfing facebook completely blazed with no purpose whatsoever. Often accompanied by a gaping mouth, glazed-over eyes, and staying up late into the night accomplishing nothing.

"Dude why did you sleep til 4 in the afternoon?"
"After I came home from smoking with some people last night I ended up facestoning for hours."

facestoning by jordiebish November 18, 2009

faces of atheism 

The circlejerk to end all circlejerks.

faces of atheism actually made r/circlejerk break character

faces of atheism by BOSSN14 December 16, 2012

facestab

When a french douchebag kills you instantly by swinging a small knife in your face.

"WTF? WTF? WTF? THAT AFRICAN SPY BULLSHIT JUST FACESTABBED ME"

facestab by African Jezus February 6, 2009

facespew 

1.
Noun:

A psychological phenomenon present when Facebook users are mysteriously compelled to publicly express themselves at profound, emotional levels whereas they otherwise would not do so in actual life

2.
Verb: facespew,facespews,facespewing, facespewed

Beatrice’s facespew concerning the lousy details of her breakup was surprising, as she is notably shy and reserved in person.


Friends don't let friends facespew.

facespew by J.T. Bee February 23, 2009

Leopards Eating People's Faces Party 

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)

Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."

Leopards Eating People's Faces Party by Medusa Magic July 23, 2021