Fagburglar

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One who burgals fags. Or British terminology for one who steals cigarettes.

You sir, are a fagburglar

Fagburglar by Katieeeeeeee2010 December 8, 2010

Fartburglar

A person who farts right after you and steals your thunder, so to speak, claiming they are responsible for the horrible smell when it is really you.

you fartburglar!

Fartburglar by loupro8 August 22, 2008

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Fagburger

a certain fag that lives among the sewers in London who spends his time pleasuring his mom orally and who ever he touches people turn into a degenerate retarded anorexic British Jew that somehow resembles a toad.

A fagburger usually happens when a Brit takes a shit

Fagburger by I have no name o-o February 4, 2009

furburglar

a guy that not only cock-blocks, but steals the girl as well.

"I cannot believe she left with him! He is such a furburglar!"

furburglar by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009

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furburglar

A man who gets laid by any means necessary.

"Ewww, Becky that guy Andy is kind of creepy."
" Yeah, he's a convicted furburglar. "

furburglar by furburglar October 21, 2014

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furburglar

A dude who stalks castles raping and pillaging pussies.

Better close your gates, Sir FurBurglar is coming for you. Snoogins!

furburglar by Emmy Emb December 20, 2010

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furburglar

someone who rapes a lot of pussies

matt ledoux is a furburglar

furburglar by kate February 7, 2005

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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