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The gay man's equaivalent of a Stag Do. A party for gay men prior to either marry or become civial partners.
Tradition states that the Fag Do takes place in a venue or bar where heterosexual women tend to frequent.

The Fag Do attendees are to wear pink cowboy hats and a white square piece of card on their person (in the form of a learner plate), that has a large pink letter P and in smaller black text the work practicing.

One of the party games should include kissing as manny heterosexual men as possible.
Fag Do by Lord Seddon October 23, 2011
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fag douche 

A piece of clothing that makes you look like a fag, a douche or a fag douche

A person that can be a fag, douche, or fag douche
Dude take that fag douche off your wrist you look like a fag.
fag douche by Blackmizo July 27, 2010

It was like pinging a fag doubt up a close 

A phrase similar to " a hole like a wizards sleave " This is a scottish phrase so FAG is a cigarrete and a close is the stairways in a tenement building.
GUY 1 " So was she a good ride?? Did she have a sweaty baird??"
GUY 2 " No her beaver was massive , it was like pinging a fag doubt up a close"

Fag Down 

English. Slang (US) To act/behave less of a fag, or a faggot. To be more straight. To be less fag.
Artemio acts like a fag he needs to fag down.

Artemio is such a faggot, he needs to fag down.
Fag Down by azteka22 April 7, 2010

fag doll 

a boy dats actin gay or being a fag
a boy dats is refered as a bitch or is uncool
a boy or man dat likes to be played with by another boy or girl like a doll
a faget or a boy dats actin frutie
a boy/girl dat like her/his hair pulled or like to play dress up
dawg u gay u ulgy fag doll
why u like rubbing my face u fag doll
fag doll by grams August 13, 2006

fag dolma 

The sexual act of feeding your twink boyfriend a lot of rice and spices and then eating his ass afterwards. The name is a reference to dolma, a Middle Eastern food consisting of grape leaves stuffed with rice.
Yeah I made Jeremy a lot of rice today, I'm eating fag dolma tomorrow.
fag dolma by TheKraken3 June 9, 2024

don't be a fag 

The greatest advice you can give to a friend that's acting gay. Because friends don't let their friends become fags.
Your friend: Dude, that shirt so matches your complexion.
You: Bro, don't be a fag.
don't be a fag by kam75xx October 21, 2021
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