facipulate 

to facilitate and manipulate concurrently in order to ensure the facilitator's agenda is achieved by the end of a meeting or session.

The Board Chair facipulated the meeting by asking loaded questions that reflected her position on the issue being discussed. Therefore, no one voiced his or her contrary opinion on the issue and, instead, decided to support the Chair's position as it seemed the politically wise thing to do.

facipulate by L. Miller June 16, 2008

facipulate 

1. To facilitate a process toward the outcome you prefered to begin with.

2. To willfully guide a freethinking group through a negotiation that ends exactly where you planned it to end.

3. To get your way in a group that leaves the negotiation thinking you helped them get their desired outcome.

1. "Let me help you do that, my way."

2. I wanted to go to Chipolte with my friends for some lunch. They wanted Chick-fil-a. I facipulated the situation by proposing we go on Sunday. With Chick-fil-a is closed on Sundays, it was open season on Chipolte's beef burrito.

facipulate by jv - 'bird of prey' May 4, 2011

facipulate 

When a facilitator of a meeting or process manipulates or uses manipulation tactics during the process to achieve their own agenda rather than acting in an impartial way.

My supervisor completely facipulated our team meeting today when we discussed what goals our team was going to pursue going forward.
I know that the company isn't promoting work from home initiatives, but my plan is to facipulate the employee survey in order to over turn this notion.

facipulate by HiDeeBug August 14, 2013

Fapulate 

An act of jerking up and down or side to side

Hey kids, watch me fapulate.

Fapulate by lazydbird June 18, 2021

factulate 

(v.) To present poorly thought-out ideas, complete fantasy, or sheer speculation as authoritative and indisputable.

He was known to factulate on a number of topics that he knew little about, confidently making random, incorrect statements on well understood subjects, such as seafood transportation and battery technology.

factulate by SirDinglyDang November 22, 2010

fappulater 

When you want a girl to masturbate with you at a later time or date

I got to go home now, but I'll fappulater

fappulater by Faptimus Prime May 2, 2011

macipulate 

The act of leaving one's chill out spot and going home.

Abandon I can't stay any longer guys so I will macipulate now.

macipulate by Omar_Floyd876 August 11, 2017