Tim: I'm glad you came out of the closest yesterday.... I've been meaning to ask you something..
Rob: What?
What do you mean?
Tim: You status says "I'm a
cock sucking fudge packer"
Rob: shit, I've been faceraped....
Tim: Oh...
Rob: What were you going to ask me?
Tim: uh...umm... You see that Eagles game yesterday?
Facebook: Enjoy your new facebook profile
Steve: Fuck I've been faceraped! WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE OLD ONE!?