facecrap 

What facebook should be called.

Joe: hy y u no go facebook
Smart person: lolfacecrap
Joe: EWWW not my friend anymore

facecrap by 5 rtyhrthrthrthrthrthrthrthrth October 10, 2012

Facerape 

The act of abusing someone's Facebook account on a computer where they have left themselves logged in. Usually results in a change of status proclaiming their sudden change in sexuality, as well as numerous wall posts to friends containing bizzare messages.

I left my Facebook account signed in on Jacob's computer last night and he completely Faceraped me!

Facerape by Tawseyowl February 11, 2009

Facecradle 

Gently caressing your face with your hand in a selfie. Much calmer, and prettier, than a facepalm. Created by Gerard Way

Person 1: lol #facepalm #selfie
Person 2: Man, don't facepalm, that's so lame. Facecradle is so much better.

Facecradle by fuhkmefrnk November 22, 2014

Facecradle 

Created by Gerard Way. Similar in appearance to a facepalm, however there are many differences.

A facecradle is gentle and nurturing, as opposed to a facepalm, which is harsh and unsophisticated.

Facecradle by Peterick Trohley December 29, 2014

Facecrastination

the act of procrastinating by use of Facebook.

I was about to start my essay, when I decided to check my Facebook. 3 hours later, I still had not started the assignment. Damn facecrastination.

Facecrastination by Holla_at_yo_Schola! October 25, 2009

Faceraped 

To have your Facebook (or other social networking site) used by someone else when you have accidentally left it logged in.

Tom was using my computer and the bastard Faceraped me because I hadn't logged out of Facebook.

Faceraped by Facefaced January 23, 2010

Face Crap 

another term lazy punkish scene kids use for their make up. originated randomly one day from the mouth of a girl who did not want to sound too girly. Most people may find it rather disgusting, but it's all in the attitude.

i gotta go wash my face crap off now. ttyl.

Face Crap by AshBlash333 August 4, 2010