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Facerape 

The act of abusing someone's Facebook account on a computer where they have left themselves logged in. Usually results in a change of status proclaiming their sudden change in sexuality, as well as numerous wall posts to friends containing bizzare messages.
I left my Facebook account signed in on Jacob's computer last night and he completely Faceraped me!
Facerape by Tawseyowl February 11, 2009

Facecradle 

Gently caressing your face with your hand in a selfie. Much calmer, and prettier, than a facepalm. Created by Gerard Way
Person 1: lol #facepalm #selfie
Person 2: Man, don't facepalm, that's so lame. Facecradle is so much better.
Facecradle by fuhkmefrnk November 22, 2014

Facecradle 

Created by Gerard Way. Similar in appearance to a facepalm, however there are many differences.
A facecradle is gentle and nurturing, as opposed to a facepalm, which is harsh and unsophisticated.
Facecradle by Peterick Trohley December 29, 2014

Facecrastination

the act of procrastinating by use of Facebook.
I was about to start my essay, when I decided to check my Facebook. 3 hours later, I still had not started the assignment. Damn facecrastination.

Faceraped 

To have your Facebook (or other social networking site) used by someone else when you have accidentally left it logged in.
Tom was using my computer and the bastard Faceraped me because I hadn't logged out of Facebook.
Faceraped by Facefaced January 23, 2010

Face Crap 

another term lazy punkish scene kids use for their make up. originated randomly one day from the mouth of a girl who did not want to sound too girly. Most people may find it rather disgusting, but it's all in the attitude.
i gotta go wash my face crap off now. ttyl.
Face Crap by AshBlash333 August 4, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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