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When you tell someone to contact you via facebook. Usually told to someone that is your facebook "friend" but someone you do not communicate with enough to have his/her number.

Friendude: Hey Alan, how's it going?

Guy: Hey man.

Friendude: We should hang out sometime.

Guy: Yea, facebook me.

Friendude: Cool!

Facebook me by Enlicensed One September 3, 2009

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Facebook told me

When one is informed of events via Facebook before being infomed by another.

James: Did you hear about Mike and Susan breaking up?
Kerry: Yeah, Facebook told me

Facebook told me by BlindRascal October 2, 2010

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Facebook Is Dead To Me

When a person gets to the point where they stop logging into Facebook because they are fed up with all of the pathetic and mundane posts by people who are trying to give the appearance their life is great, but in reality they’re unhappy and miserable.

Loser: Dude, why haven't I seen you on Facebook?

Non-Loser: Because I cannot stand all those fucking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. If they didn't have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,

they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. Facebook is dead to me, you fucking bitch.

Facebook Is Dead To Me by Caoimhghin August 25, 2016

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facebook memory

The act of using Facebook to recall a previous night's intoxicated events using photos added by others.

I don't remember going to that bar at all. I only have a facebook memory thanks to Adams photos.

facebook memory by Jim Birtwisle December 20, 2007

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Facebook Memory Lapse

The instance when one takes a "couple secs" to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook

Girl: Hey did you get the annotations for English done last night?
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit

Facebook Memory Lapse by ThatOneWhiteMan January 12, 2011

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f for facebook means fuck

I've thought about it, you've though about it, could mean fuck.

f for facebook means fuck guys

f for facebook means fuck by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 25, 2020

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facebook Meme

An old or unfunny meme generated by someone who is over 30.

Dude my mom keeps posting these facebook memes. They are sooooo bad.

facebook Meme by AECH.exe November 28, 2016

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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