Definitions by BlindRascal

Facebook told me 

When one is informed of events via Facebook before being infomed by another.

James: Did you hear about Mike and Susan breaking up?
Kerry: Yeah, Facebook told me

Facebook told me by BlindRascal October 2, 2010

Doing a Kendall 

When one acts like Jack Kendall by vomiting a lot after drinking one Smirnoff ice and a spending the rest of the night with his head down the toilet.

James: "Have you seen Mike?"
Benny: "Nah man, he's doing a Kendall"
James: "What a cunt!"

Steve: "That party was off the fucking chain last night!"
Jarad: "I know man, I drank so much I nearly ended up doing a Kendall!"

Doing a Kendall by BlindRascal August 2, 2010