Facebook me 

When you tell someone to contact you via facebook. Usually told to someone that is your facebook "friend" but someone you do not communicate with enough to have his/her number.

Friendude: Hey Alan, how's it going?

Guy: Hey man.

Friendude: We should hang out sometime.

Guy: Yea, facebook me.

Friendude: Cool!

Facebook me by Enlicensed One September 3, 2009

Facebook told me 

When one is informed of events via Facebook before being infomed by another.

James: Did you hear about Mike and Susan breaking up?
Kerry: Yeah, Facebook told me

Facebook told me by BlindRascal October 2, 2010

Facebook Is Dead To Me 

When a person gets to the point where they stop logging into Facebook because they are fed up with all of the pathetic and mundane posts by people who are trying to give the appearance their life is great, but in reality they’re unhappy and miserable.

Loser: Dude, why haven't I seen you on Facebook?

Non-Loser: Because I cannot stand all those fucking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. If they didn't have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,

they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. Facebook is dead to me, you fucking bitch.

Facebook Is Dead To Me by Caoimhghin August 25, 2016

facebook memory 

The act of using Facebook to recall a previous night's intoxicated events using photos added by others.

I don't remember going to that bar at all. I only have a facebook memory thanks to Adams photos.

facebook memory by Jim Birtwisle December 20, 2007

Facebook Memory Lapse 

The instance when one takes a "couple secs" to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook

Girl: Hey did you get the annotations for English done last night?
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit

Facebook Memory Lapse by ThatOneWhiteMan January 12, 2011

f for facebook means fuck 

I've thought about it, you've though about it, could mean fuck.

f for facebook means fuck guys

f for facebook means fuck by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 25, 2020

facebook Meme 

An old or unfunny meme generated by someone who is over 30.

Dude my mom keeps posting these facebook memes. They are sooooo bad.

facebook Meme by AECH.exe November 28, 2016