Facebirther

N. Someone who insists that your birthday is on a different day of the year than you were born on because they got the notification from Facebook (usually after somebody changed your birthday as a joke).

(After Mike's brother borrowed his iPhone for a few minutes.)
Facebook: "Thank you for your profile update."
Facebook: "January 12 is your birthday."
Facebook: "You are now friends with Rush Limbaugh. You share this friend with 2 of your friends."
Facebook: "1 of your friends has a birthday today, Rush Limbaugh."
Facebook profile: "Mike was born in Tanzania. Mike is the ugly twin of Rush Limbaugh."
Facebook: "27 friends have wished you a happy birthday."
Mike: "I'm going to kill my brother."
Dad: "Happy Birthday Mike. You are a good son. And I'm glad to see you have given up that liberal stuff."
Mike: "It's not my birthday, my account was hacked!"
Dad: "Don't lie to your own family son."
Mom: "You don't have to hide who you are. We still love you."
Mike: "Dad doesn't surprise me really, but I can't believe you're going Facebirther on me too Mom! You were there when I was born! We have home movies!"
Dad: "If accepting the truth makes us Facebirthers, then so be it Son. Films can be faked, but the internet can't."
Mom: "We must have adopted you. I drank a lot after your brother was born."
Brother: "Ha-ha! Happy Birthday Barack Limbaughma."

Facebirther by Maddie B June 10, 2012

facebrother 

The all knowing. It watches your every move, your every wall post, your every bumper sticker request. The ads match your exact interests and seem to guess what you are thinking...Facebrother is watching......

Billy: Whoa, I was just talking about the Used concert next week with Fred and now there's an ad for the used.

Sarah: Facebrother is watching you.

facebrother by indieallie September 6, 2009

Facebirth 

When one discovers their friend, who they didn't know was pregnant, just had a baby and posted it on Facebook.

Emily just had a Facebirth. I didn't even know she was pregnant.

Facebirth by Max Simon Simmons Lovelace Ho September 6, 2013

Facebirth 

Constantly updating your facebook status to reflect your pregnancy, up to and including going into labour.

Ew, did you see Rhéa totally updating her facebirth?

Facebirth by chet_woolery January 4, 2009

facebirthday 

When the only mark or recognition of your birthday is that people leave messages on your facebook wall. Often disappointing.

Steve: Hey, did you do anything for your 23rd?
Dean: Nah man, it was a total facebirthday.
Steve: Oh, lame.

facebirthday by rockzorz_boxorz December 26, 2010

Facebitcher

Someone who constantly updates their Facebook status with complaints and disgruntlement about life, boyfriend/girlfriend, work, school,etc, etc.

Mike-"Shari is complaining about her boyfriend on Facebook...again."
David-"Yeah I saw, she such a Facebitcher."

Facebitcher by Dr. Douche June 16, 2012

Facebirthing 

A woman updating her Facebook status as she gives birth to a baby.

Jen was Facebirthing last night, did you see the pics of the baby?

Facebirthing by JRoskelley February 22, 2011