Facebirthing 

A woman updating her Facebook status as she gives birth to a baby.

Jen was Facebirthing last night, did you see the pics of the baby?

Facebirthing by JRoskelley February 22, 2011

facebitching 

a person that uses status updates on facebook to bitch and complain about their problems.

"Did you see Steve's status about his car breaking down?"
"God, I Know. He's facebitching again."

facebitching by tshu4 August 6, 2009

facebitching 

when people get on facebook bithing and moaning about something or someone knowing full well that their post will either start a fight or new round of DRAMA.

Dude did you see Niki's post on facebook tearing in to Rachel?
Yeah, I'm tired of her facebitching.

facebitching by jricky1020 June 7, 2011

Facebitching 

complaining about something that happened to you using your status on facebook. Usually something stupid or irrelevant and no body gives a fuck, hence the "bitching" part.

Facebook status: fucckkkk. I hate it when my teacher goes 5 minutes over time! :@

Comment #1: who cares, stop facebitching about shit like this.

Comment #2: quit being a facebitch and suck it up.

Facebitching by copier19 October 28, 2010

Faceblirting 

The art of flirting via facebook.

Ashley: How do you know that guy?

Jenna: Uh, duah we’ve been totally faceblirting for like two weeks now?!

Kimmie: Aww, lucky – I want a cute guy to faceblirt with!

Faceblirting by Jenna Marie Michele October 7, 2008

Facebitching 

When someone posts something that reads as if it should go to someone specific, but in fact is posted as someone's status

"Lauren God he is such an asshole"

Lauren's friends "God Lauren is facebitching again, wonder who she's talking about."

or

Rod-"Rod Bighorn says forget you"

Rod's GF "OMG did I do something wrong??"
Rod's BFF "OMG is he mad at me??? I can't tell since he's facebitching"

Facebitching by CHF924 April 29, 2009