Face-Crooked

The act of pirating ones way into someones Facebook account, then absolutely butchering it. It can vary from changing the relationship status to "Married to joey buttafuoco" or changing ones proflie picture to a giant douche.

Damn son, not again. I forgot to logout at the library and some monkey changed my profile picture to a close up of Michelle Obama's jibbs, she looks like Baraka from Mortal Combat.......face-crooked yet again....sigh

Face-Crooked by tb2_nola August 21, 2010

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Crooked Face

Slang term for the Snooker player Mark Allen, as he goes down for a pot his chin Manoeuvres to rest on the sliding cue, causing him to have a Crooked Face. No dis-credit to him, his a great player but who else can move their chin like that? Its got a mind of its own.

John Parrott: As you can see here with Marks cueing action his chin moves to allow for better aiming in the long pots. Unorthodox but it works for the lad. Good on ya Crooked Face!

Crooked Face by Call me Nothing January 27, 2010

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mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

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facecooked

someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos they have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever...if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.

FaceCooked: example 1 "im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that special someone i feel like that day will never happen....why me? :"

example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ; (remarks towards an attractive female)

Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*

facecooked by brett nichols October 24, 2011

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facecooked

someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos you have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever...if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.

facecooked by brett nichols October 24, 2011

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FaceCrooked

The act of using a friend's profile picture as your own and posting obnoxious comments on other's walls.

I FaceCrooked Erin (fill in the name of the person in the stolen picture) and posted the following comment on her profile page: Erin just took the quiz "Which ex-boyfriend do I imagine when I masturbate? The results are in and Erin thinks about Chris every single time she gets off."

FaceCrooked by go.eye.rush March 24, 2009

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Facecrooked

The victim of a fraudulent, illegal, or evil act on facebook.

Ashley was facecrooked! Her ex-boyfriend hacked her facebook account and sent perverted messages to everyone on her friends list!

Facecrooked by Fletch Facecrook January 3, 2010

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