Face Stab

In the video game Team Fortress 2, the Spy class is able to instantly kill players from behind with his knife. But sadly, TF2's unreliable hit registration means the Spy sometimes instantly kills from the front.

Player 1: What the hell?! That was a total face stab! Thanks, Hitreg.

Spy: haha knife go poke

by Average TF2 Enjoyer July 31, 2021

Face_Stab

The Proest runecaper Everyone wishes to be him but there is only one pro and thats Face_Stab

''Wow I Wish I Was Face_Stab'' Says the little boy.

by HiGuysImaPro January 14, 2009

i will stab you in the face, repeatedly

A phrase i use when i'm truly pissed and about to snap

"if you don't shutup right now, i will stab you in the face, repeatedly"

by AleisterEPOD March 7, 2009

Stab her in the face

A phrase used to describe forcing a penis into a womans face/mouth to perform oral sex.

I saw this girl said i'd stab her in the face so I took her back and stabbed her in the face.

by Ryan1 August 3, 2008

face stabbings

Piercings in ones face. Usually chunks of metal sticking out of unexpected locations.

She didn't make it through security because all her face stabbings kept setting off the metal detector.

by fell July 17, 2007

Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember

“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

by LZ22 October 17, 2019

stabbing face

Being excessivly hard on yourself for mistakes made and/or opportunities missed.

Openly admitting being wrong at the expsense of dignity or self image.

After letting her walk out of his life for the last time, Max was stabbing face for months.

by CAiNiAC February 26, 2009