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Burnt Face Man 

A series of short cartoons by David Firth. Burnt Face Man is supposedly a superhero named Burnt Face Man, but doesn't have many powers. He also has a burnt face. He can however create a SONIC BOOM although it is weak. Burnt Face man is reputed to be gay, and has two main foes, Man Spider and Bastard man. He enjoys playing Mel Gibson's safari 3 and having a piece of cheese. Anger Man gave him a golden shower while listening to cradle of filth.
Burnt Face Man: Take that crime, you shit!

BFM:You there, are you a crime...inal a criminal?

BFM: Well if it isn't my old foes Man Spider and Bastard Man.

BFM: That's it, I'm adding you to my list marked villains
Rockhead Rumple: No, take me off the list, cross it off!
BFM: No Sir!
RR: Dickehad, you're a dickhead!
BFM: Not one!
Burnt Face Man by grubbly plank October 11, 2007

burnt face man 

A hilarious flash animation about a superhero with a burnt face!"
SCENARIO 1:

BFM"I can't see a fire...or smoke"

MAN"Well there is a fire...i'm not lying! And and if you save her...i'll give you this sega game gear!"

BFM"Keep hold of your....high tech gaming system! I laugh at danger!"

SCENARIO 2

BFM"ARRGH! AND I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING ANKLES OFF!"
burnt face man by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

burnt face man 

a big gay man with a burnt face. superhero in the same league as salad fingers
"i bet your gay"
"i'm not gay, i have a calender with naked ladies on......at home"

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Roblox Man Face

The sexiest thing to ever exist, a rizztastic smoulder pulled off at such a degree that any bitch shall fall for the man with the face.
Person 1: Damn man how'd you bag that baddie?
The Rizzler: I simply used the Roblox Man Face, it's like a rizz cheat code!
Person 1: *Roblox Man Face's*
The Rizzler and Girl: *Swoon*

Man Face 

A woman with a face which resembles that of a man. Usually, this woman is not attractive and has wooden swords in their locker.
Dude, that girl has a manly face. She's a real man face.
Man Face by Bob Barker February 14, 2005