BFM

Short for Butt Fucking Moron.

"Dude, that BFM needs to shut it or I'll get medieval on his ass."

by MC May 20, 2004

BFM

Code word name for Bare Fucking Minimum. Most commonly used at work.

Just gonna do a BFM on this job.

by avenger01 December 9, 2010

BFM

Bang Fat Milfs

I want to BFM

by Skard12 February 23, 2022

BFM

Big Fuckin' Mole

"Bro... check out that BFM"
"HOLY FUCK, WE GOT A CHAYLEE HILL IN THE HOUSE!"

by S.S. Booty Bitch March 18, 2010

BFM

Standing for "Big Fucking Mess," this acronym can be used to describe a situation that is out of control or generally in a state of disarray.

It is especially useful in situations when it is unacceptable to utilize the word "fuck," such as at a workplace in front of your superiors or in front of your children.

We've lost 25% of our funding for the year... What a BFM!

by A Shiny Robot February 23, 2011

BFM

big fat meanie.

when someone does something mean, or hurtful, or offensive, etc...such as trip you and then laugh.

you turn around and say (in a pouty voice for better effect), "you're a BFM."

by ferocitas. March 14, 2008

BFM

The acronym stands for "best friend moment." When two or more friends have done or said the same thing simultaneously. Also occurs in past/future forms.

EX.
Person 1: are you guys going go the party?
Person 2 & 3: yes!

Person 1: you just had a BFM!

EX. 2
Person 1 & 2: (both drop their book at the same time)

Person 1: BFM!

EX. 3
Person 1: should we leave soon?
Person 2 & 3: yes!

Person 2 & 3: bfm!

Person 2: ahhh that's a double bfm!

by Lmunhall May 25, 2011