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Face Fro 

A huge, burly, unkept beard worn by a Hipster. It should never be trimmed or manicured in any way. Wherever the hair grows, you let it grow. This includes cheeks, under the chin and the neck if hair follicles exist. A Face Fro can also be worn by a lumber jack, biker or a metal dude.
Girl: WTF is on that guy's face over there?!?!
Girl's friend- Can you even imagine making out with a face fro like that?!
Face Fro by Brian Thoryk January 28, 2013
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Face 'fro 

When your beard is long, shaggy and seemingly unkept. Especially when neck is unshaven.
That dude has a sweet face 'fro, wonder if there are squirrels living in there!
Face 'fro by BoobsRMe August 10, 2014

Fro Face 

A Fro Face Is Alot Of Hair On Your Face That Look Like Pubes.
Ashley Has A Fro Face.
Fro Face by Fro Hoe(: September 22, 2010

face froster 

Just before he came he pointed his face froster at her face.

flat-face frog 

It's a frog with a flat face.
Flat-face frog hid inside my hat.
flat-face frog by Phoeno July 19, 2019

face from a far 

When your face is not close, but far
In close they can see your face.
Dave: talk with your face from a far!
Bob: why?
Dave: So they won't see your face.
face from a far by FluffyPossume February 13, 2022